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Joke of the Day
"Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 is a registered sex offender."
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"What's the difference between a porcupine and a police car? The difference is in a police car all the pricks are on the inside"
"""Ok welcome to ask stupid questions club. Any questions?"" Is this ask stupid questions club? ""You're now the leader of this club"" What club?"
"If you love someone, set them on fire. If they don't come back they aren't a phoenix and were completely useless to you anyway."
"""Why does everyone hate me?"" I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on."
"Next on CNN, 600 hours of guessing what happened to a plane."
"I renamed my iPod Titantic It's syncing much better now."
"Waiter waiter does the pianist play requests? Yes sir. Then ask him to play tiddlywinks until I've finished my meal."
"DJ Khaled must be asian.... all he does is nguyen."
"Do you know how many planets are in the solar system? 7, after I destroy Uranus."