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Joke of the Day
"Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 is a registered sex offender."
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"No time to explain, I need 300 copies of this cat! *throws cat at Kinko's employee"
"and God said,"" Let there be light !"" Chuck Norris says"" Say please"""
"What's red and orange and looks great on hippies? Fire."
"You know homeless people are the real progressives of this country. Always asking for change."
"Do you know Forest Gump's Facebook password? 1Forest1"
"9: Mom! Where's my Spiderman costume? I want to wear it to the science museum ""In your closet, why?"" 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!"
"Whaat do you get when you cross a Swede and a Norwegian? A socialist who wants to be king!"
"ME: Ugh hate summer when bees are flying everywhere BEE [angrily undoing seatbelt on plane] I'm gonna sting him BEE WIFE:Just leave it David"
"If you really wanna piss someone off when introducing them, make little finger quotation marks in the air when announcing their job title."