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Joke of the Day

"BOSS: I set up a Suggestion Box. Please don't hesitate to- ME: [staring directly at boss while slowly stuffing cream cheese bagel into box]"

"My dad said ""Always leave them wanting more."" That's how he lost his job in disaster relief."

"Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings? He wanted more Monet in his wallet."

"What's a grammar teacher's favorite dessert? SYNONYM ROLLS!"

"Two Italians are arguing They just keep saying ""You wanna pizza me?!"""

"CIVIL WAR SPOILER: A lot of people in the South still don't know they lost."

"I learned two important lessons today. I can't remember the first lesson, but the second one is I have to start writing things down."

"A teacher asked a spanish immigrant student to make a sentence using the words cheese and liver.... ...The immigrant replies: ""Hey liver alone, cheese my sister"""

"Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well you have to remember that everything is energy so..."

"Theory: The Winter Olympics were invented by the cowbell industry."