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Joke of the Day
"Theory: The Winter Olympics were invented by the cowbell industry."
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"An anti-joke about lawyers. Q: What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers."
"Listen, when I say a movie was ""cute"" I do not mean it was GOOD. A girl saying a movie was cute is just code for ""My ovaries liked it."""
"(Politics) If trump becomes president... And he identified as a female or got a sex change, would he then be the first woman president?"
"Did you hear about the new emo website? Check it out it's www.emo.com/wrists"
"What do you call a fear of horned bovines? Aurochnophobia."
"BREAKING: Polaroid photo taken. More on this story as it develops."
"A dyslexic, agnostic insomniac lay awake all night wondering if there is a dog. EDIT: Credit to David Foster Wallace."
"I know we're smarter than dogs, but whenever I hear them bark for no reason I'm positive they know more than I do."
"Third grade Why did the blonde have the biggest boobs in the third grade? She was 23."