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Joke of the Day

"I learned two important lessons today. I can't remember the first lesson, but the second one is I have to start writing things down."

"Did you know Hitler's father was a cobbler? He made Jews."

"Why would the road cross the chicken? Because it had a death wish. It's well known that no one crosses the chicken and lives."

"Yo' mama is so fat, when she walked by the TV I missed 3 episodes."

"I don't remember When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a great memory. I don't remember, what I chose."

"Want to hear a joke? Adam Sandler's career"

"RT this if you like to repeat what other people say"

"Why do they call camels the ships of the desert? Because they're full of Arab semen"

"If the opposite of pro is con... Wouldn't the opposite of progress be the congress?"

"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.."