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Joke of the Day

"A teacher asked a spanish immigrant student to make a sentence using the words cheese and liver.... ...The immigrant replies: ""Hey liver alone, cheese my sister"""

"Politicians are like coolant... Anti-frees"

"HR: Can you explain this?? Me: I thought it was CORNhub, with recipes on how to make delicious corn and corn related dishes"

"I've started a charity for donating horchata-flavored espressos to deaf Americans in Thailand. It's called the ""ASL Rice Phuket Allonge"""

"Chuck Norris is so strong, he can role a bowling ball up stairs...........without touching it."

"Want to hear a joke? Women's rights"

"My leg brushed against the toilet in a Starbucks bathroom. Goodbye leg. You were a good leg."

"How should a doctor treat a patient with Mesothelioma? Asbestos he can."

"Maybe leave yourself in a hot car with a window open one inch for 15 minutes while your dog runs into the store"

"You kids don't remember, but once there were sitcoms about something other than gay guys."