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Joke of the Day
"Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings? He wanted more Monet in his wallet."
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"Sometimes I go on WebMD to see what I'm currently dying of."
"I once heard that ""Time flies like an arrow."" But all I knew was that fruit flies like a banana."
"There was a big water fall in usa I believe its still there"
"How do you kill a hipster? Drown him in the main stream. A hipster actually told me this one."
"My urge to sing ""The Lion Sleeps Tonight"" is just a whim away a whim away, a whim away, a whim away"
"If Russia were to invade Turkey from behind... Do you think Greece would help?"
"nobody, nobody, nobody likes the guy who's suspiciously knowledgeable about age of consent laws"
"One of the worst things about being deaf has to be the inability to tell whether people are yawning or screaming..."
"What is Illinois known for? The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption."