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Joke of the Day
"What is a Jewish person's favorite job? A lox-smith"
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"What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores? Give it two test-tickles."
"My dog just ate a butterfly and probably saved Tokyo from a tidal wave. I don't understand science."
"""What happened to the Arm & Hammer Deodorant car? He was just on the track a minute ago."" ""Oh, him? He had to make a pit stop."""
"You've got to hand it to short people They usually can't reach it anyway."
"A vegan buddhist... ...decides to jump off the roof of a meat factory as the ultimate form of protest believing that he will be reincarnated. He became a vegetable."
"The worst five words are ""can I have a bite."""
"What is the correct way to refer to an OP who resides in Europe? The Continental OP."
"What's the difference between a terrorist and a Jewish mother? You can make an agreement with a terrorist!"
"My neighbor's burglar alarm goes off so often that people just ignore it. On the upside, their new plasma TV looks great in my living room."