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Joke of the Day
"The worst five words are ""can I have a bite."""
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"Man goes to the doctor ""Doctor I think my wife is dead."" ""What do you mean think! Either she's dead or she isn't Well replies the man ""The sex is the same but the washing is piling up in the sink"""
"What do you call one of Santa's helpers? A subordinate clause"