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Joke of the Day

"A vegan buddhist... ...decides to jump off the roof of a meat factory as the ultimate form of protest believing that he will be reincarnated. He became a vegetable."

"What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common? They both made the news for not being straight."

"Why was the attorney kicked out of choir? All she could sing was, ""Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."""

"Me:I think I just saw the main guy from Transformers you know, ol' what's his name Friend: Shia Lebouff Me: Yeah, the one whose a truck"

"I wish I could be like Wall Street Seems to be in bed with a lot of people these days!"

"How do athletes send e-mails? On the Inter-sweat."

"Did you hear about the girl who was found masturbating while on her period? She was caught red handed"

"Why do they call me an oven? Because when I get turned on things get really hot"

"What's the best time of day? The Spanish Inquisition. . . . . . Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition."

"I got so drunk last night I lost my glasses. The rest is a blur"