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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists? How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question, they can't change anything."

"How do you tell if there's a Pilot in the room? They've already told you."

"In the competition of female logics, a random number generator won."

"I am being so rude. Apologies. Google, is there anything you want to ask me?"

"TIL, over 23% of jokes on /r/jokes are just ripoffs of previous ones Whooooops... Wrong sub( )"

"What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage."

"As told to me by my dad who smokes a lot Did the disappointed smoker get everything he wanted for Christmas? Clothes but no cigar."

"Break ups are the worst in China... You see her face everywhere."

"I read to blind kids in my spare time. Their favorite book is ""2dots1dot3dots 4dots3dots 5dots2dots1dot 2dots1dot5dots."""

"How'd your trip on the Titanic go? Swimmingly."