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Joke of the Day
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ""U"" and ""I"" together."
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"A Horse Walks Into A Bar And the bartender says ""Why the long face?"" The horse replies, ""My alcoholism is destroying my family"""
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"Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench when some guys runs up and flashes them!! 2 of the old ladies had a stroke. The other one couldn't reach."
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"Which of the twelve knights built King Arthur's round table? Sir cumference"