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Joke of the Day
"I 100% support the Trump Deportation Plan!! Where should we send him?"
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"If Ben Affleck played Daredevil and Batman does that mean that he's blind as a bat? #WellThatsAGoodQuestion"
"I was in bed with a woman and she said, I want tonight to be magical And it was. After we had sex, I disappeared."
"As Sitting Bull said to the mermaid . . . ""How?"""
"""It's a boy! "" Frank exclaimed. ""It's a boy!"" And he never visited Bangkok ever again."
"""Kill two birds with one stone."" When in history was there a surplus of birds and a shortage of stones?"
"Shoutout to Beethoven!"
"What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser? Resisting a rest."
"A new energy drink called F5 just came out, It's super refreshing!"
"Why do melons insist on having big weddings? Because they just cantaloupe."