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Joke of the Day

"Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench when some guys runs up and flashes them!! 2 of the old ladies had a stroke. The other one couldn't reach."

"What's green and has wheels? A Pickle and I lied about the wheels."

"The shit stains in my toilet are so peaceful I just can't piss them off."

"Where do you shop for a pregnant cow? The Mooternity Section."

"Thank you for clarifying that you'd bite me with your teeth, my mind was running wild with all the possible things you could bite me with."

"There once was a man named Dave... He kept a dead whore in a cave, she was missing a tit and she smelled like shit, but look at the money he saved!"

"Mom on Logic Finished Logic class, attempting to explain Boolean algebra to Mom. She listens intently, waits for me to finish, and said ""Bouillon?? That's for soup!"""

"What's the best part of Chinese food? The 4/10 cookie"

"How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it? With a monkey wrench."

"What is the definition of safe sex for rednecks... Making sure you brand all the sheep that kick"