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Joke of the Day

"I opened a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats Prophets are through the roof"

"Wanna hear a zoophile joke? So, this guy gets into a bar."

"A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB."

"Do you know what the last result of the World Cup was? Spain - 8 Ethiopia - didn't"

"Sometimes I wonder if I need to spell it out to people.. But then I realised I typed it, so I already did spell it out."

"""It's a boy!"" I shouted, tears rolling down my face. ""I don't believe it. A boy!"" It was at that moment I decided I'd never visit Thailand again."

"If your tweet gets stolen and posted on Facebook... It's your own fault for not making it offensive enough!"

"When people ask how my childhood was, I say ""Pretty good, so far."""

"Therapist: So what happened in your last relationship? I lost him to addiction. Therapist: I'm so sorry. Drugs? Yes please."

"Did you hear about the obese woman who got a job at a bank? She was a four-chin teller."