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Joke of the Day

"A Horse Walks Into A Bar And the bartender says ""Why the long face?"" The horse replies, ""My alcoholism is destroying my family"""

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bab ! Bab who ? Bab Boone is a real ape !"

"How do you make a cat woof? soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!"

"My new years resolution is to have more sex! I Haven't told my cellmate yet though"

"Sex jokes aren't funny I mean cum on people"

"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up behind it"

"What has antlers pulls Father Christmas' sleigh and is made of cement? I don't know. A reindeer! What about the cement? I just threw that in to make it hard."

"What do you call the student with the best overall average in a graduating class at an all girl's school? vulvavictorian"

"Why is one side of the V always longer than the other when geese are flying south for the winter ? It's because there are more geese on that side."

"What belongs to me but is used the most by others? My ex-wife"