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Joke of the Day

"A Horse Walks Into A Bar And the bartender says ""Why the long face?"" The horse replies, ""My alcoholism is destroying my family"""

"My wife left me due to my obsession for classical music.. I hope she takes me Bach"

"What are a musician's favourite letters? P and O."

"""Knock Knock."", ""Who's there?"" I Eat Map"

"What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight? Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah"

"I hate being bipolar It's awesome"

"I've been ignoring these dirty dishes for 47 minutes and they still haven't taken the hint. It's just awkward now..."

"What do you call a witch who climbs up walls? Ivy."

"So a blind man walks into a bar. No one warned him."

"How did the Bohemian pay? Just a Check"