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Joke of the Day
"Why don't Germans play games with new players? Because they don't want to wreck Danubes."
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"Why don't the people of Pompeii like volcanoes? Because they're all dead. As told by my best friend, in light of the Indian joke."
"A guy goes into a bar and asks the bartender for an entendre ,She says ""double or single"" he says ""Double"" she says ""OK yours is a big one """
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? Nobody wants a garbanzo bean on their face....ha!"
"i don't think that was a chocolate chip."
"What's the difference between a cheap hooker and an expensive one? You'll get crabs from the cheap one, and lobsters from the other. Heard this years ago, hope this ain't a repost. Cheers"
"The cops came across these two kids. One was eating batteries, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let off the other."
"A blonde opened a hair salon next to a graveyard and named it ''Curl Up and Dye.''"
"I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing."
"Have you heard about Samsung's new video game based on the Galaxy Note 7? They're calling it Mass Defect."