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Joke of the Day
"Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice box? Because it says ""concentrate"""
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"the difference between me and humpty dumpty is that his friends looked at him and thought to themselves ""we should put him back together"""
"I stab myself a little bit every day to slowly build up an immunity to being stabbed to death."
"The list of things I hate the most is -Hate -Lists -Irony -Cheap jokes stolen from the internet -Irony -Repetition -Did I mention irony?"
"What do you call it when trash pandas pleasure each other orally? Coonilingus"
"My girlfriend was getting kinky in bed, and she said, ""Hurt me! Hurt me!"" So I got in my car and ran over her cat."
"Several toilets were stolen last night. Police say they have nothing to go on."
"What do toads drink ? Croaka-cola !"
"What's the best way to make an egg roll? You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this..."
"What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common? They both like to crack open a cold one"