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Joke of the Day
"What do toads drink ? Croaka-cola !"
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"I've been reading a book about anti gravity I just can't put it down!"
"I tried fixing my vacuum the other day on my own... now it sucks even more!"
"So, I was working on my truck today.. And the brake cleaner started to get me high I forgot what I was doing. So, I was working on my truck today..."
"ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ Noel."
"If the police police police police, who polices the police police? Police police police police police police."
"Do the right thing today: Go to someone's profile, scroll down 4 months, and like something."
"What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef? A humburger."
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Mega-Sore-Arse"
"*turns on alarm* Alarm: I have a headache"