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Joke of the Day

"What is the greatest dilemma for a Jewish mother? She finds out her son is gay, but is dating a doctor."

"What's the difference between a nazi and a gay guy? 45 degrees of the wrist"

"My Dream is to Become the World's Best Procrastinator... But I'll start chasing my dreams another day, I don't feel like it now."

"WOW! This gym thing is a lot harder than it looked on Instagram."

"Behind every successful man stands a surprised woman and behind her stands the surprised mother-in-law and behind her,your surprised Dad."

"Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit? Because thyme heals all wounds. :D"

"JESUS: hey check this oute [turns my water into wine] ME: woa!! thanks jesus JESUS: [grabs wine out of my hands] NO!! THIS IS MY BLOOD NOW"

"Why did Chris Christie cross the road? Because chicken is fucking delicious!"

"Science builds airplanes & skyscrapers... ...and faith brings them together."

"How do you write a song that appeals to the gay audience? Just sit on a D! Edit: I tried this out on several of my gay friends n they loved it"