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Joke of the Day
"Does a litter box count as a guest bathroom?"
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"My girlfriend is a midget and I'm nuts over her"
"What do Indian movie stars play at the beach? Bollyball"
"This is naut, ok? If America has 'astronauts' and Russia has 'cosmonauts', does Denmark have 'deeznauts'?"
"Did you ever get two pieces of shocking news at once? I just found out my sister was diagnosed with testicular cancer."
"This one's a classic from my childhood: Say the letter ""X"" ten times fast. \\_()_/ "
"If girls with nice tits work for Hooters where do girls with one leg work? Ihop."
"Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?"
"""Hey look, there's a deer frolicking in the woods over there!"" Deer: What the hell did you say I was doing?"
"I asked my North Korean friend how it was there He said he couldn't complain"