92994
Joke of the Day
"Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog? Because he was such a sloppy dresser."
Next Joke
"[describing criminal to sketch artist] His breath smelled like rotten eggs & bad cheese so draw a lot of those smelly lines by his mouth"
"I wish you were my big toe So I could bang you on my coffee table"
"What did the art major say to the law major? ""Would you like fries with that?"""
"My printer just woke from sleep mode with a huge toner."
"How many shrinks does it take to change a tire? Well, first the tire really has to want to change..."
"What do Hitler and Terry Fox have in common? Neither of them could completely finish a race."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To complete the joke."
"How can you tell if a Mexican is feeling sad? They're wearing a SOMBERERO"
"TIFU in a hot air balloon ... It was amazing."