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Joke of the Day
"Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog? Because he was such a sloppy dresser."
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"*chasing after the person that just robbed my house* TEXT ME WHEN YOU GET HOME SO I KNOW YOU GOT BACK SAFELY"
"How do you make a bitch love you? You take her to the bone zone"
"How amphetamine addiction is called? Need for Speed."
"You can't run through a camping ground. You can only *ran* because it's past tents."
"""Hard at Work"" The story of a male porn star."