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Joke of the Day

"With Murray testing free agency maybe the cowboys should pick up both Ray Rice and Adrian Peterson on the cheap! They would be a good one two punch!"

"Your Mother and I are like peanut butter and jelly She spreads and I jam"

"Your mom... ...is so fat she always follows her gut."

"I tried to come up with a pun about famous German philosophers... but I Kant."

"You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That's your common sense leaving your body."

"Why do Ninjas always wear black? The skilled ones don't."

"British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough, use an ashtray."

"waitressing She may only be a waitress but at least she brings food to the table"

"Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist."

"I always think the same thing when I find a Zubat and when I meet a stuck-up woman... I'm not wasting my balls on that!"