85657
Joke of the Day
"I think my dog wants to be a carpenter. He likes roofing."
Next Joke
"A good comeback when someone doesn't believe you're a time traveler is ""Yeah well nobody cried at your funeral."""
"Don't forget to make the strands of dead cells growing from ur skull look cute so u can attract a potential mate."
"Why do Egyptian warships have glass floors? So they can see their air force"
"What do an anorexic person and Sonic the Hedgehog have in common? They both gotta go fast."
"First day at gym and i've already lost 5kg. seriously, i have no idea where i misplaced those weights.."
"I met this one guy who thought killing someone to save many is still wrong. God, what a Kant."
"Friend: I'm pregnant Me: You should have just got a dog"
"You can joke about anything you want, just not Mexicans That's crossing the border"
"Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, my breakfast, lunch, juice, dinner, and at least two glasses of wine."