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Joke of the Day
"I take everything with a grain of salt these days Now I have hypertension"
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"me:(nervously) so I gotta fight one of these things? zookeeper: what? no me: I choose...the polar bear zookeeper: why would you choose that"
"Office morale has increased noticeably since we put a tarp over Dave's body"
"There's no ""I"" in ""denial""."
"Finally had sex in a hall of mirrors I was fucking beside myself!"
"Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, living room, dining room, patio..."
"How do you pay for incense? In cents"
"A Mexican magician tells an audience he can disappear at the could of three. He counts ""One, two, *poof*"" He disappeared without a tres."
"Pedophiles are every boy's role model when it comes to dating Because they know how to pick up little girls"
"Someone told me to stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe."