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Joke of the Day

"elephant: i'm thirsty, how do i drink mother nature: inhale water & squirt it from ur nose directly into ur mouth elephant: what the hell"

"There was a lot of this before MJ died. [img]http://i.imgur.com/oZxmOzJ.png[/img]"

"I told a man I was voting third party He said, ""That's wasting your vote! Come on, gun to your head, who would you pick, Clinton or Trump"" ""Simple,"" I replied, ""I'd pick the bullet."""

"""Pardon me miss, but would you mind moving out of the way?"" --Polite Ludacris"

"What do you call a stolen tamole? A hot tamole"

"Remember when dresses were slightly longer but still cute, and when I bent over my gender didn't show? I want those back."

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist!"

"A paper cut is a tree's last revenge."

"Whats the difference between Jelly and Jam? I cant jelly my dick in your mouth"

"There are 3 kinds of people in this world Those who can count and those who can't."