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Joke of the Day

"A reddit Moderator told me I have to flair my post.... So I replied, ""Well, that's only flair."""

"I was going to tell a gay joke butt fuck it"

"When I was growing up plastic surgery was a bit of a taboo subject... These days if you mention Botox no one raises an eyebrow."

"Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool? Shear laziness."

"I've found a great 24-hour Indian restaurant It's my favorite nonstop naan-stop"

"Two tomatoes cross the road and one of them gets hit by a car. The other one looks back and yells ""C'mon, ketchup!"""

"My neighbor Ron is mad at me just because my book 'The Many Lawn Care Mistakes of My Neighbor Ron' is a hit with both critics and readers."

"I hate when people ask me what I see myself doing in five years time... It makes me think of a time I won't be able to repost this fucking joke. Fuck 20/20 vision."

"My brother forgot his apple today. Until he was rear-ended by a doctor."

"Why did the student study in an airplane? He wanted a higher education! "