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Joke of the Day
"A reddit Moderator told me I have to flair my post.... So I replied, ""Well, that's only flair."""
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"Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the w's."
"How many 210 lb policemen does it take to throw a 140 lb suspect down 3 flights of stairs? None, he fell."
"Everyone thought the UK made the stupidest decision of 2016 Sure showed them"
"What's the only type of dog that doesn't bark? A dogfish!"
"Why did the investment bankers start dating? Compound interest"
"Never marry a tennis player Love means nothing to them"
"WAy back in the day Canada was originally called CND So America calls CND and asks them to spell it so they know what to write on their maps. The guy from CND replies, ""C eh, N eh, D eh."""
"""Dad"" said Fred to his father who was a bank robber. ""I need $50 for the school trip tomorrow."" ""OK son"" said his dad ""I'll get you the cash when the bank closes."""
"the safeword is burrito"