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Joke of the Day

"My brother forgot his apple today. Until he was rear-ended by a doctor."

"Q: Do you know about the book about copyright infringement? A: It had legal binding."

"Did you hear about all the butterball turkeys that got recalled? The balls weren't buttered. Thanks to my grandpa for that one. It's his annual thanksgiving joke."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly it in her ass."

"Chinese parents give birth to girl [removed] Source: im a chinaman Edit: im a chinaman"

"Remember when putting something on the internet was the equivalent of hiding it in a vault on a planet your parents had never even heard of?"

"I heard you put your dick in peanut butter jar... That's fucking nuts"

"Comedy Club I sent a comedy club my resume. They looked at it for a second, and laughed their asses off. I thought it was a good sign. I never heard back. Now I work in Corporate America."

"Me to My Neighbour we get it. you can hold your breath (*looks at watch*) for 19 days. Quit showing off and come out of that pool."

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick in a McChicken."