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Joke of the Day

"My brother forgot his apple today. Until he was rear-ended by a doctor."

"What's a monsters favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet"

"What's the difference between Santa Clause and a Pedophile? Nothing, they both like to unload their sacks while pleasuring children."

"When do you kick a midget in the nuts? When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice."

"Why does a chicken coop have only two doors? If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan."

"I used to make arrow in the knee jokes... ..."

"A rude answer to when someone tells you they want something that isnt going to happen. Want in one hand and shit in the other one, then tell me which one fills up first."

"What did the Japanese woman do when the Titanic sank? She raughed (raft)."

"Neil Degrasse Tyson and Mike Tyson have something common... I don't understand what either one is saying, but I know I'll end up seeing stars."

"WANTED: Someone to have my babies and carry on my family name. No strings attached. You can even keep the kids."