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Joke of the Day
"What do you call two men hanging from a window sill? Kurt and Rod"
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"You know what gets me about karma whores?"
"When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm? Intermittenly."
"Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes? Because all the good ones Argon."
"A man walks into a bar... A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: ""A beer please, and one for the road."""
"I like my cars how I like my women Asian and dirty."
"I've just started work as a human chess piece. The money's good, I'm on knights this week."
"Whats the difference between a prostitute and a crack dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and use it again and again."
"It's the same old story; boy meets girl in park... ... boy parks meat in girl"
"What's blue and look like pink fluff? Pink Fluff holdings its breath. What's Red and looks like Blue Fluff? Red Fluff."