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Joke of the Day
"Why do writers hate the bible? It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc."
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"How do you become invisible? Get a child and then perform sex-altering surgery. Then you become a transparent."
"Whenever I hear an uninteresting 80 year old woman tell an uninteresting story I think, ""Wow, you must have been really hot."""
"""And on the seventh day God rested""... because even omnipotent beings need rest too, ya know."
"Me: I've read the Bible cover to cover Her: Yeah? Prove it. M: How? H: What is the first sentence in it? M: ""Do not remove from motel"""
"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him, he won't be able to come to you."
"As a scarecrow, people say I'm outstanding in my field. It's in my jeans."
"BLONDE ON BLONDE Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel."
"What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend? On the front page of reddit."
"Why aren't there many female NASCAR drivers? Because women always think they're right."