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Joke of the Day

"Why do writers hate the bible? It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc."

"I took a taste from the bag of white powder I found in my son's backpack and my worst fears were realized. Gymnastic chalk."

"I like jokes. Today Good joke is I am a Joke ."

"TIL in 1974 Russians accidentally blew up their own submarine, thinking it was an enemy Oops, wrong sub"

"Dear student loan, Thank you for saving my life. I can't think of how I can ever repay you."

"I've just read a book about stockholm syndrome. The first couple of chapters were awful, but by the end I loved it."

"Computers and my spouse are very similar in some ways. If ever there is something wrong, it's probably my fault."

"I don't understand why everyone is mad at Lance Armstrong... Like I give him props... Have you ever tried biking before on drugs? It's fucking hard."

"I'll never forget my grandfather's last words ""Stop shaking the ladder you little cunt!"""

"I need to buy a new inflatable love doll. The one I have now is almost full."