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Joke of the Day

"My music teacher told me to stay on key I said ""pitch please"""

"What do you call the sweat that forms on a guys scrotum while he copulates with his sister? Relative humidity."

"I just removed all my German friends from my phone Now I have a Hans-free device"

"Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins? A: A pair of Re-bachs."

"Me: We need to go. 11: Go without me. 7: Sometimes when parents go without their kids, they get arrested, and I can't let that happen."

"I'm weird but not ""sit around the house with my shirt tucked in even though I've got no plans to leave"" weird. That stuff's 4 serial killers."

"Most people don't realize that Iron Man.. Is a Fe-male."

"What is the best way to get called a ,""genius?"" ...by losing a billion dollars in business."

"Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land never waves back."

"I want to become famous... so that one day, when people approach me asking ""Hey, do I know you from somewhere?"" I can reply with ""I don't know, do you watch a lot of porn?"""