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Joke of the Day

"The only camper that is a Happy Camper is the one who drank enough alcohol to forget that he's CAMPING."

"Employee requested for a leave and got FIRED!! ""Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."" ~ James"

"What Daft Punk song is a hit amongst the hispanic community? Juan more time!"

"Jurassic Park Jurassic Park II Jurassic Park III Jurassic Park IIII Jurassic Park IIIII [this fence is taking forever]"

"Hey did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change color? It had a reptile dysfunction"

"A step-by-step guide: How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 6 Step 7,8,9,11"

"Roses are red, violets are blue.... does this rag smell like chloroform to you? ,"

"What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer? Grade eh?"

"Pretty much the most frightening part of my day is when I get a notification that my mother has tagged me in a post on Facebook."

"If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito."