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Joke of the Day

"When I was five, my Dad put Snowballs in the blender to make a slushie... I miss snowballs, she was a good cat."

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"My preschooler talks a lot of trash when we play Chutes and Ladders for someone who needs help counting his spaces."
"I asked my kids today if they felt we spent enough time together and they both texted back that we did so I guess we are all good."
"Turns out those miniature liquor bottles aren't for babies and now my brother says I can't be the God Mother."
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"my wife made me a birthday cake She complained it didn't look anything like Nigella's at all. I told her that's OK, since she doesn't look anything like Nigella either."
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"I attached all my watches together into a belt today. It's a complete waist of time."
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