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Joke of the Day

"When I was five, my Dad put Snowballs in the blender to make a slushie... I miss snowballs, she was a good cat."

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"Any jokes for friday the 13 & Valentines day? :) Just wondering if anyone had some good oneliners, maybe even dad jokes, about valentines day amd frifay the thirteenth :)"
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