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Joke of the Day
"Every time a famous music composer dies... ... he starts decomposing."
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":# <--- emoticon for ""I'm eating a brillo pad"""
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"Q: What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above? A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things."