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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't the GOP establishment want Trump as their nominee? They hate colored people."

"Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet? No connection"

"Tower: Shamu two-two please state estimated time of arrival. Pilot: Ok let's see... I think Tuesday would be nice..."

"Why did Windows skip to 10? Because 7 ate 9."

"I have a light that gets sexually aroused by me. I turn him on."

"Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus? Because he has holes in his hands"

"What do you call Shia LaBeouf's alter ego? Inertia."

"A hot babe said we could have sex if monkeys fly out of her ass, so tonight I meet with a zoologist, proctologist and some guy from NASA."

"If I lived in Gotham City I'd always be hinting I was Batman to get freebies. ""I'll get the bat-check. I mean regular check. Bat-thanks."""

"I recently went to the funeral of an asshole who bullied me for most of my life..... I wanted to literally see a dick in a box."