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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Shia LaBeouf's alter ego? Inertia."
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"How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By becoming a ventriloquist"
"Just want to apologize to all the unlucky women that have had to deal with my ex because I dumped him."
"Why do clairvoyants have crystal balls? So they can see what's coming."
"why are all jewish men circumcised? because jewish women won't touch anything unless it's at least 10% off."
"""So, doctor, do I have cancer or not?"" ""Oh Jesus Christ, holy shit, tons of it,"" said the doctor to Martin Shkreli."
"FINALS TIP: Create a reward system to help you study. For example, if you spend 1 hour studying, reward yourself with 72 hours of Netflix."
"""How often do you floss?"" Every day ""How often do you lie?"" Every six months"
"Birth control pills should really be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot a bullet proof vest"
"elephant: i'm thirsty, how do i drink mother nature: inhale water & squirt it from ur nose directly into ur mouth elephant: what the hell"