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Joke of the Day

"I have a light that gets sexually aroused by me. I turn him on."

"I received this computer for Christmas yesterday. I'm already ashamed of the things it has seen."

"An unfortunate blind date. that's the last blind date I go on. She turned up. hit me with her cane then her dog bit me. It was like she couldn't even see."

"How many brits are needed to change a light bulb None they just terminate their apartment contract."

"Police - OPEN UP OR WE ARE COMING IN Me- SOUNDS GREAT CAN YOU GRAB MY CHARGER FROM MY CAR"

"I think mascots are the hardest roles for actors to play. They really have to get into their characters."

"Rabbi joke A priest sits down next to a rabbi at a park. He asks, ""so what's the cost of circumcision these days?"" To which the rabbi replies,"" I wouldn't know. I just keep the tips!"""

"You know you've had too much to drink when you ask Siri to drive you home."

"What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ? A headbanger !"

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