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Joke of the Day

"A hot babe said we could have sex if monkeys fly out of her ass, so tonight I meet with a zoologist, proctologist and some guy from NASA."

"one time I saw a cop on a horse start to walk it down some steps and I thought ""oh the horse is trained for stairs"" and then they both fell"

"What do you say to comfort the grammar nazi? There, their, they're..."

"Why did the broken straw go to rehab? It had a serious drinking problem."

"It's 364 days until Christmas And people already have their lights up!"

"Why did you destroy that urinal cake? Peer pressure"

"What do you call a charitable cookie container? A good samoa-tin"

"What do you call the TMNTs doing stand up comedy? April's Fools!!!"

"The Conjuring 3: Evil spirits torment another single mom & her kids. The kids torment them back. They're better at it. The spirits flee."

"Pluto is 4.5 billion years old, but yet it is not allowed to sit at the grown-ups' table."