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Joke of the Day

"A hot babe said we could have sex if monkeys fly out of her ass, so tonight I meet with a zoologist, proctologist and some guy from NASA."

"Sometimes a special someone walks right into your life and helps you realize how much better your life was before they walked into it."

"launch my dead body into space but not too far away. if my calculations are correct, i will win the public pool splash contest in 2076"

"I think it's so brave that Rosie O' Donnell is openly fat"

"They say Curiosity killed the cat Why there was a cat on Mars we'll never know."

"Did you hear about the pessimist who hates sausage? They say he fears the wurst"

"What goes clop clop, clop clop, Bang! Bang! Clop clop... An Amish drive-by shooting."

"Why don't SJW's like guns? They can't handle the trigger!"

"Wanna hear a joke? You!"

"It took me 4 attempts to type ""my dignity"". Autocorrect kept changing it to ""HAHAHAHAHAHA"""