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Joke of the Day

"I recently went to the funeral of an asshole who bullied me for most of my life..... I wanted to literally see a dick in a box."

"Mickey is getting a divorce ""mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was...... extremely silly?"" ""no, i said she was fucking goofy"""

"Did you hear the story about the man with five penises? His pants fit like a glove."

"How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK? Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps."

"I was sexually assaulted by a ghost. Didn't see it cuming."

"How did the crazy man get across the forrest? He took the psycho path. ( )"

"What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic? The diarrhea of Anne Frank."

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb. It doesn't matter since they will just be the room for being black."

"Boobies Teehehehhe"

"What do you call a tall, obese computer nerd with a bladder control problem. A Big Fat Geek Wetting."