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Joke of the Day
"What type of humor did the heart attack survivor like? Offbeat."
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"I recently bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."
"Why are prostate exams so important? They show how much of an asshole you are"
"My roofing business is having a great promotion right now... If you buy one roof, the next one is on the house."
"What's the NSDAP's favourite kind of Jew? I dunno, ashkenazi!"
"Why did the dolphin feel crabby? Because he ate too many crabs!"
"""I want you back in my arms..."" - me, drowsily, to the bag of blood hanging beside the donation bed"
"What do you get when you cross Adolf Hitler with a tree? A cunttree"
"Just watched a heart-warming video of a soldier returning home from Afghanistan to his cat, who looks at him as if to say ""Were you away?"""
"Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to Windows 10? They revived to much XP "