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Joke of the Day

"I'm reading Lord of the rings, Galndalf just died... My wife asked me if Snape killed him."

"How would you call Hitler if he was a musician ? DJ Nocide."

"One of the perks of being a woman is that no one can ever surprise you with a kid years later and tell you you're the mom."

"The fastest land animal is a guy that sees a woman about to go through his phone"

"Does jack Nicholson have it right? Absolutely! Lol so funny and true! http://imgur.com/Ty82Ugc http://imgur.com/69lQnye"

"Was there a good turnout at the Bernie Sanders rally? There were a lot of people, but I wouldn't say it was super pac'd."

"Where can i learn the skyrim dovah language and daedric too? In the complete opposite direction of a vagina."

"Swallowing these multivitamins is like swallowing the Titanic Need a little water to wash it down."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bush ! Bush who ? Bush your money where your mouth is !"

"The pen is mighter than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris."