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Joke of the Day

"Does jack Nicholson have it right? Absolutely! Lol so funny and true! http://imgur.com/Ty82Ugc http://imgur.com/69lQnye"

"The trick to a good AVI is finding your best characteristic and flaunting it. I obviously am a fan of my nostrils."

"My classic blasphemy joke in honor of the occasion... A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink."

"What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves! No, I'm just kidding, I don't know what he got. He hasn't opened it yet."

"What's Iraq's favourite sitcom? Men behaving Baghdadly."

"What did the computer say to the pirate? Want to date hot Russians!"

"Did you know? If you took a man's small intestine and stretched it all the way out from end to end, you would go to jail."

"Person says: ""It's hard to raise a family"" Necromancer says: ""Not if their graves are next to each other"""

"Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage? They know how to tuck away junk."

"If it wasn't for the random passerby with the horrific deformity, I wouldn't know nearly as much about what the top of my shoes looked like."