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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bush ! Bush who ? Bush your money where your mouth is !"

"What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse? Two bits!"

"Kids are so inquisitive. ""Will robots ever take over the world?"" Me: ""Almost certainly."" ""But when? Before I die?"" ""A bit before, yes."""

"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm God When did this start? Well first I created the sun then the earth..."

"*Learns sign language to keep arguing with boyfriend while giving the silent treatment*"

"How do you make the hippie run out of money? You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap."

"If you make fun of your significant other's love of Hunger Games are you.... Mockin'Bae"

"A man goes to the gas station ... and ask the guy who works there: ""How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?"" The boy stumbles: ""Well euhm ... nothing I guess."" ""Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"""

"If I lived in Gotham City I'd always be hinting I was Batman to get freebies. ""I'll get the bat-check. I mean regular check. Bat-thanks."""

"What do you get when you goose a ghost? You get a lot of sheet."