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Joke of the Day

"Where can i learn the skyrim dovah language and daedric too? In the complete opposite direction of a vagina."

"Why Do Kids In High school Take Art? You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff..."

"I had the worst day EVER!!! I found a hair in my booger and it totally ruined my booger :("

"I'm just a boy, standing in front of a girl, asking her to help me put a bunch of ducks in my car."

"Why don't people tell many jokes about the reverend Jim Jones? The punchline is too long."

"Ate a whole box of donuts. But I ate them *really* fast so hopefully that counts as a workout and balances out the calories."

"What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen"

"What do you call a happy wizard? Optimystical"

"The only thing wrong with Bill Cosby was pudding. Pudding his dick where it didn't belong."

"Coworker: What was your college major? Me: How to avoid student-loan debt, with a minor in teen pregnancy."