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Joke of the Day

"Where can i learn the skyrim dovah language and daedric too? In the complete opposite direction of a vagina."

"""Hi, I'm Justin Timberlake."" *notices that he's actually a large body of salt water, not fresh water* ""Nice try, Mr. Timberocean."""

"An unemployed engineer... if ( engineer == employed() ) { print ""Meh""; } else { make_a_stupid_joke (); }"

"What was Hitler's favourite beer? Pure blonde"

"How many Highlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE."

"What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent? Thanks for opening my mind."

"Why do lesbians have cats? They're into pussies.(;"

"Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo? They only had 2 vans"

"Things that don't kill bees 1. Furniture polish 2. Febreeze 3. Butter 4. Screaming"

"What did O say to Q? Put that thing away, there's kids around here"