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Joke of the Day
"How would you call Hitler if he was a musician ? DJ Nocide."
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"What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a joke?"
"If you believe that no great story ever started with someone eating a salad, then you're using the wrong kind of mushrooms."
"I'll kiss a close talker just to teach them a lesson."
"Me: I love you! Girlfriend: Is that you, or the vodka talking? Me: It's me...talking to the vodka."
"What do you call a dinosaur with explosive diarrhea? A shitty-sore-ass."
"Why did the Soviet union fail? Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P"
"The Humane Society will give Donald Trump $5 if he releases that thing on his head back into the woods."
"""I wish there was a more convenient way to stalk others""- The phrase that started Facebook"
"I HAVE A LITTLE MERMAID BAND-AID UNDER MY EYE CAUSE I'M IN A GANG NOW."