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Joke of the Day
"The best things in life aren't things."
Next Joke
"Wife: How many women have u slept with? Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake."
"I went to the store today and seen this sausage begging her mom for an overly expensive purse. She then began to cry when her mother said no.. What a brat"
"Whoever called it getting drunk and not grunk detting just didn't get it."
"What's a Sikh's favourite kind of joke? A Nanak Nanak joke."
"[interview] ""Says here, you like to master debate in your free time?"" ""Yeah, sorry, that's a typo"""
"i've been in love only two times in my life and one of those was with a cheesecake"
"What has 4 wheels and flies? A garbage truck"
"Please pray for my friends' 4 yr old. I just found out that ten minutes of his life wasn't photographed or documented on Facebook today."
"Today marks 5 yrs of being smoke free!! Now I spend my time finding new places to hide the bodies of those who've pissed me off!"