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"What do you say to a woman that has two black eyes? Nothing! You already told that bitch twice. (Yeah...I know. It's horrible, but I just couldn't help myself.)"
"Business trip The wife asked me, ""When you're away on a business trip, do you think about me?"" Apparently ""Only to stop myself from coming too quickly"" wasn't the right answer."
"Parents, what's the right age to explain to a Fox News anchor that Santa isn't real?"
"Not impressed with the speed of the internet back in my day, I could open my bedroom window in the fall and get Chile."
"""I am doing well."" - Russian man having sex with a well"
"Hey Chumbawamba, we kept you down."
"How does Moses get his coffee? He buys it from Starbucks..."
"You look like the grinch with plastic surgery gone wrong!"
"Getting caught under your desk and coming up with nothing in your hand is always so hard to explain."