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Joke of the Day
"The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work."
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"Bobby Flay's sister is pretty big in the dessert game too. Sue Flay."
"What do you call a green man sitting on my porch? My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want."
"Confucius say... Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night."
"When a band has Z's where S's should be in their name, I'm like, ""Woah, watch out! These bad boys aren't playing by society's rules."""
"Apparently 95% of the girl like to be waking up by oral sex !!! Well its not true, ""WHO ARE YOU AND REMOVE THIS FROM MY MOUTH"" Said the girl in the park yesterday !!"
"How many Vegans does it take to eat a cheeseburger? Only one... if no one is looking!"
"What's a Canadian Anarchist's favorite shape? A circle, eh."
"What's the worst thing about a woman's panties? Your nuts hang out the side. A homeless guy told me this joke in exchange for pocket change"
"There are no bad pictures; that's just how your face looks sometimes."