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Joke of the Day
"Greece is a good example of capital punishment."
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"I know this may have been posted as it is fairly common, but here it is anyway: What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal? Claude"
"So what's the best part about dead baby jokes? They never get old. *ba dum tss*"
"All of your inspirational tweets make me want to track you down and pee on something you love."
"Remember before you give the finger from the safety of your car, not everyone has a schedule to keep"
"Why did Ellen Pao cross the road? [deleted]"
"TIFU: By approaching a feminist."
"ACHOO! Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit."