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Joke of the Day

"TIFU: By approaching a feminist."

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"If I like my job am I a ""gruntled"" employee??"
"What's the difference between a radish and a beet? I've never radished off to OP's mom."
"As hillbillies age, they're called hillwilliams."
"What do you call a dog who digs up ancient artifacts? A Barkeologist."
"What did the surrealist butcher name his shop? Salvador Deli"
"How do you say ""No, I'm full"" in Grandmother?"
"Have you heard the joke you are never supposed to tell a gay person? Oh. Sorry."
"The man who fell into an upholstery machine is now fully recovered."
"Lovers When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date."