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Joke of the Day

"Why did Ellen Pao cross the road? [deleted]"

"What reddit page has that link/picture you're looking for? The next page."

"GET OVER HERE thunders across the bar as a harpooned rope impales a beautiful girl. The bartender smiles and shakes his head at Scorpion."

"What does a lumberjack and a trio of Irishmen have in common? They're both tree fellers."

"Superman finally decides, after realizing an entire city of people is duped by a pair of glasses, that Metropolis really isn't worth saving."

"Waiting for the day when parents finally admit that their kid is in fact ugly instead of thinking they have the most beautiful kid ever."

"Have you ever smelled moth balls? Yes? How'd you get their little legs apart? (Courtesy of my dad. Who laughed about this for 30 minutes.)"

"Shoepidity... wearing ridiculously uncomfortable shoes just because they look good."

"Sean Connery was injured last night in his sleep when some books fell on his head. He could only blame his shelve."

"You know, I really hate Mexican jokes that rely on sterotypes They just cross the border."